Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Law and Order


Yes, I'm sure most of you have spent countless hours on the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator (what...you haven't?)...but, have you ever listened to the Ranger recite the facts in person? The Best Damn Sports Show Period had Chuck Norris as a guest and I bring this little gem to you. My favourites?

  • Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Wait, I'm not done...oh the things I do for my fans. Here is a clip of my favourite comedian, Conan O'Brien, attempting to show one of his infamous Walker Texas Ranger clips, until something goes wrong...enjoy!

posted by faranv @ 9:27 PM   1 comments

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