Gulp it

Wow, IMHO (in my humble opinion), Google is the world leader in innovative technology. Gmail is now my new best friend. Who offers 1gig of storage, and then after a year decides to increase it to 2gigs (with plans for more)? Only Google. How about Google Maps? It is the most extensive map of North America I have ever seen. I live in Dinky-Dorchester, and our streets are unbelievably detailed on the system...amazing! What's more? It's linked to Yellow Pages, so you can also find the nearest businesses. Now...what's next? Google is introducing a new line of beverages: Google Gulp.

Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.

I highly recommend going on the website and checking out this FABULOUS new product offered by my friends at Google.

Oh yea...and...Happy April Fool's!